Movie Ratings

So yesterday I watched four movies at Hacienda for $6. How did I pull it off? I call it being stealthy and reasonable. For one thing, yesterday the staff was in the hallways making sure everyone wasn't sneaking into other movies. And I sneaked in outside food. Since all the good movies were out, my uncle and I decided to watched all of them. So the life lesson is, "use your money wisely when it's a good opportunity." So anyway, we watched "The Avengers", "The Dictator", "Chernobyl Diaries", and "Snow White and The Huntsman."

The Avengers

"The Best Movie Ever It's Worth Watching Twice!" Because it is. And if you haven't seen it.... you must see it. If you do see it, by chance is that you might either might think Captain America and/or Hawkeye is frickin' hawt (maybe I do or not...)!!!! 

The Avengers- 5 stars for Comic Lovers (like me)
                               4 stars for people who don't know anything about comics

The Dictator

I watch a funny movie, but it was ruined by 4 year old kids with terrible parents. What kind of parent would let their 4 year old kids watch a RATED R MOVIE W/ WAY TOO MUCH SEXUAL CONTENT???!!!! I have never seen any kind of parent that is that stupid!!! However, the movie was funny in a racist type way... I think the funniest part was when towards the end when they were practically trashing democracy even though it's true.


The Dictator- 3 Stars

Chernobyl Diaries

Well you have to know what the Chernobyl Disaster is. So basically it was a catastrophic nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine (then officially Ukrainian SSR), which was under the direct jurisdiction of the central authorities of the Soviet Union. An explosion and fire released large quantities of radioactive contamination into the atmosphere, which spread over much of Western USSR and Europe. It is widely considered to have been the worst nuclear power plant accident in history, and is one of only two classified as a level 7 event on the International Nuclear Event Scale (the other being the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster in 2011). The battle to contain the contamination and avert a greater catastrophe ultimately involved over 500,000 workers and cost an estimated 18 billion rubles, crippling the Soviet economy (from Wikipedia). The movie is just based the accident, seven stupid people, and radioactive infected mutant-people things. It lacks suspense and originality despite the scary looking atmosphere. And I say, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY WAS BETTER!!!!

Chernobyl Diaries- 2 Stars

Snow White and The Huntsman

 The movie was great, but it was predictable because you know the story and Kristen Stewart's British accent wasn't believable. That's pretty much it.

Snow White and The Huntsman- 3 1/2 Stars

The person who thinks that Chris Evans aka Captain America and Jeremy Renner aka Hawkeye is hawt,

Lucky <3